This is Awesomeness

Check out this article from Telegraph.  This is a 21-year-old girl from India, and she’s absolute coolness:

Farmer’s daughter disarms terrorist and shoots him dead with AK47

Rukhsana Kausar, 21, was with her parents and brother in Jammu and Kashmir when three gunmen, believed to be Pakistani militants, forced their way in and demanded food and beds for the night.

Their house in Shahdra Sharief, Rajouri district, is about 20 miles from the ceasefire line between Indian and Pakistani forces.

It is close to dense forests known as hiding places for fighters from the Lashkar-e-Taiba group, which carried out the Mumbai terrorist attack last November.

Militants often demand food and lodging in nearby villages.

When they forced their way into Miss Kausar’s home, her father Noor Mohammad refused their demands and was attacked.

His daughter was hiding under a bed when she heard him crying as the gunmen thrashed him with sticks. According to police, she ran towards her father’s attacker and struck him with an axe. As he collapsed, she snatched his AK47 and shot him dead.

She also shot and wounded another militant as he made his escape.

Police have hailed the woman’s bravery.

They said she would be nominated for the president’s gallantry award.

She may also receive a £4,000 reward if, as police believe, the dead terrorist is confirmed as Uzafa Shah, a wanted Pakistani LeT commander who had been active in the area for the past four years.

Supt Shafqat Watali said Miss Kausar’s reaction was “a rude shock” for the militants. “Normally they get king-like treatment but this was totally unexpected,” he said.

Miss Kausar said she had never fired an assault rifle before but had seen it in films and could not stand by while her father was being hurt. “I couldn’t bear my father’s humiliation. If I’d failed to kill him, they would have killed us,” she said.

Awesome eh? Here’s the link.

Prawns!

This is to let you all know.

That.

District 9 is an awesome movie.

(I KNOW it’s been released for ages but cut me some slack, I don’t watch movies as religiously as I used to back when I was in Canada, okay? Plus it takes a while for movies to get here.)

Broken Record

Song that’s currently been stuck in my head on a more on than off basis since…quite a while now.

Love Etc. – Pet Shop Boys

Video’s rather trippy, hehe, but I really like the song which is why I don’t mind that it’s been on a loop in my head for days now. Here are lyrics if you’re interested.

Excerpt – The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver

Because I feel like updating this thing after so many days of recent neglect, I decided to do what I’ve been wanting to do for a while. What is that, you ask? Well, a book I’ve read recently (well, quite a few months ago, really, but I’ve read it and re-read it several times since then) has some stuff in it that I really wanted to share on my blog because I thought it was so freaking awesome. The book in question is called The Poisonwood Bible and it’s by Barbara Kingsolver. You probably got that already from the title of the post. Whatever.

Before you read the excerpt, here is some background information:

Leah, the girl who is speaking in the first person, is a 14-year-old daughter of a preacher who went on a mission to the Congo to save the souls of people in the (fictional) village of Kilanga. She is very intelligent and is always trying to learn more about all that’s going on around her. Anatole, a Congolese and the village’s sole school-teacher, who is also very intelligent, had her come to his school to help teach his students math. Leah is fascinated by Anatole and loves the fact he doesn’t treat her as someone vastly different than himself, unlike most of the Congolese in the village. “Beene-Beene”, or “Beene” for short, is Anatole’s nickname for Leah. This is an exchange that happens between them:

“Anatole,” I said finally, “if you could have anything in the world, what would you want?”

Without hesitation he said, “To see a map of the whole world at once.”

“Really? You never have?”

“Not all of it at once. I can’t work out whether it’s a triangle, a circle or a square.”

“It’s round,” I said, astonished. How could he not know? He’d gone to plantation schools and served in the houses of men who had shelves full of books. He spoke better English than Rachel [Leah's elder sister]. Yet he didn’t know the true shape of the world. “Not a circle, but like this,” I said, cupping my hands. “Round like a ball. Really you’ve never seen a globe?”

“I heard about a globe, a map on a ball. I wasn’t sure I understood it correctly because I couldn’t see how it would fit on a ball. Have you seen one?”

“Anatole, I have one. In America, lots of people have them.”

He laughed, “For what? To help them decide where to drive the automobile?”

“I’m not joking. They’re in schoolrooms and everywhere. I’ve spent so much time staring at globes I could probably make one.”

He gave me a doubting look.

“I could. I mean it. You bring me a nice clean calabash and I’ll make you a globe of your own.”

“I would like that very much,” he said, speaking to me now as a grown-up friend, not a child. For the first time ever, I felt certain of it.

“You know what, I shouldn’t be teaching math. I should teach geography. I could tell your boys about the oceans and cities and all the wonders of the world!”

He smiled sadly, “Beene, they would not believe you.”

I love this part because of how Leah takes her knowledge of the world for granted—-that she knows the world is round, that there are so many countries, wonders and oceans. Even Anatole, a voracious reader who cannot be called uneducated, is skeptical when she tells him that in the USA each family has an automobile and sometimes more than one. In their culture, they don’t understand excess. If there is extra food, it is always shared, never stocked up. Leah’s enthusiastic suggestion to have him teach 10 and 12-year-olds geography was akin to spinning tall tales to people who were of a world where they were never told what lay beyond it. It is beyond their imagination…and I find that utterly fascinating. The fact that our one little planet could hold such mystical wonder to people who are living on it, is amazing. You don’t know the value of what you hold as common knowledge until you meet someone who doesn’t share the same information. This is why I love this passage so much.

Frakeh

Don’t worry, I will come back with a longer and more detailed post—-I really will! But every time I open up this site, I get distracted by articles on the front page…or maybe checking my e-mail…or maybe staring blankly into space because sometimes that’s more interesting then gathering any semblance of thought together for my little bloggy. (That sounds so…pathetic).

Anyways, WordPress has a new dashboard. It made me vocally surprised. As in I went “Ohaaaha!!” (or something quite close to that) when I saw it. Because I was surprised. And I am not known to be coherent when I’m surprised. Who is coherent when they’re surprised? Honestly…

I like it though! It’s a truly fresh and different layout, but not the kind of different that leaves you lost and confused and generally Displeased. Plus, I’m the type of person that gets sick of seeing the same thing over and over and over again, so when something changes it makes me excited. (Which is why my blog layout changes every so often—-at least the color if not the whole layout, heh).

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Song of the Something:

Paper Planes by MIA.

Download it. Freaking catchy.

That is all.

This is Something Very Interesting:

Check this amazing man out. His name is Jamie Livingston and from March 31, 1979 (when he was 22) until October 25, 1997 he took at least one Poloroid photo every day!

I find this fascinating. There are several blogs that talk about him…and ever since they mentioned him on the news, his website’s been getting more and more traffic–even from places as far away as China! What is sad (and don’t read this if you’re not in the mood to be sad) is that he died on the day of the last Poloroid from cancer. He was only 41 years old. Just browsing through his pictures (over 6,000 of them!) offers a glimpse into a man who loved music (he played the accordion and was part of a musical circus troupe) and was a filmmaker and a big fan of the NY Mets baseball team.

How cool is it to take a Poloroid snapshot of your life every day for eighteen years? Pictures speak louder than words–check his site out!

PS: For those who don’t want to be depressed: Don’t go past April 1997…that’s when the cancer hits.

Childhood Fears

If you’ve got a thing for macabre pictures and makeup, check out this dude!

The artist’s name is Joshua Hoffine and he does this for fun. His subjects are his family and friends and they do this stuff for free. Well, I’d make a willing volunteer myself, this stuff is so cool! He reminds me of Lana, hehehehe. She’s got a talent for the bizarre and macabre as well. Hoffine says the pictures are only Photoshopped for details but everything is real.

These are my favorites. Awesome, eh?

This is his website.

Check this out!!!

Check this out!

It’s a FedEx ad…but it’s pretty friggin’ cool, though it’s a little outdated.

I got it off this website that I Stumbled on. And if you don’t have the StumbleUpon toolbar, you don’t know what you’re missing! Go to that link and download it—-it’s a real time-killer and you see sites you never knew existed! It’s awesomely awesomecakes.

TALENT!

My God, people!

She’s six years old and can pull off Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”.

I’ve seen adults butcher this song ’til it plead for mercy…and this little pootie of a kid sings it practically effortlessly. Just listen to her! Freaking wow…

I mean, even that amazing part of the chorus that Whitney belts out that ends up sending shivers…Connie manages with just as much emotion. Did I mention she’s SIX?! She was on Britain’s Got Talent and wowed everyone with her rendition of Somewhere Over the Rainbow–which she sang a cappella the first time. If this is what she’s like now, what’ll she be like when she gets older?