Okay, I Totally Did This on an Impulse…

Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I’m really sick. I mean REALLY sick.

I feel a bit strange because we’ve just moved to Idaho and there’s a weird smell in the house.

I’m so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady’s car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua’s bail. He’s such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He’s only 16!

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I’m going to cut out Robert’s heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely freaking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I’m not suffering alone. It’s cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination.

You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you next week’s lottery numbers.

I travelled with a two-headed leprechaun and we drank rainbow milk and cloud-infused cookies. It was plastic!

That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought – sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.

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This is actually from a weird LJ-Entry Generator. I thought it was hilarious. Maybe that’s because I’m sleepy.

TOEFL!

I got my TOEFL iBT scores back, I did really freaking well!

(This would probably be a really “DUH!” moment…but I’m happy! Sue me.)

My total score was 118–with the highest total score being 120. Je suis tres heureuse, oui, oui!

So, I guess talking to my chest on the speaking section didn’t seem to have all that big of an effect on my performance. Who would have thought? Now all I have to do is find out how I did on my Math and Computer placement tests…

*Dances off*

Erkle!

I bought new clothes today and they’re awesome. I’m happy.

My neck kinda hurts. I don’t know if it was from the aerobics class I took yesterday or (more likely) I was sleeping wrong.

This school term ends on May 9th. That’s just around the corner. I can’t wait until I get that last final exam out of the way, as there is partying to be had.

Congratulations Lana, on successfully making it through the term with your brain intact! It is truly an accomplishment. *Shakes your hand repeatedly* You have yet to answer my quiz.

I have developed a space between my two front teeth that wasn’t there before. I have to be more strict about wearing my retainer.

BYE!

Hem Hem…

I noticed something yesterday.

Rohit, the family driver, who is Nepalese (meaning from Nepal, for those who may be confused), can speak Arabic.

I’ve always known he could speak English. And I’ve heard him talk in his native language. Also, until yesterday, I thought I knew he couldn’t understand Arabic, seeing that he always looked confused when people spoke to him in it.

Well…I was proven wrong. He can speak Arabic. Sudanese Arabic, no less. I’m sure he picked it up from a Sudanese co-worker he deals with a lot.

And he’s pretty good. Good accent, he’s even got the lingo going.

That was a bit freaky. I had absolutely no idea in the world he could string two Arabic words together…let alone start off a conversation with, “Where are you, bro?”

Well…you learn something new every day…

OOOOOH…

I’m in school at the moment…15 minutes early for my class. So instead of waiting around in the classroom as I usually do, I’ve decided to do the unthinkable and use a school computer to update my LJ. Yes, I am truly a daredevil.

The first thing I would like to say is that this keyboard sucks. Why? Because the left Shift key is too short. It is not nice and wide like the right Shift key is…it is much thinner. In order to press it I must stretch my pinky more than I’m used to…and if I don’t I end up hitting the ‘\’ key which is right next to it. How disgusting. Truly, I confess myself disgusted.

Moving right along…

When Rohit (my driver) dropped me off in the parking lot, I realized how eerily empty it was. Now I’m sitting here wondering if class is cancelled or something. I checked my school e-mail account but I got no cancellation announcements. So if it is, I’ve got a lot of ranting to do. Or..well…no, why rant? Cancelled classes rock! Except for the fact that college is a long way off from home and if it is cancelled I’m going to have to call my driver and tell him to turn back around and pick me up again. Ah well…as long as I’m here I might as well have some fun.

I’m really feeling like an utter jerk at the moment. One of my good friends had her 21st birthday on the 12th of this month and I’ve yet to send her an e-card. Well, before her birthday and on her birthday I was busy studying for my Math Placement Test (mentioned in the previous entry)…which didn’t leave me much time at all to use the computer. And then after that I’ve been busy with other things. Problem with pickin’ e-cards is that I’m such a perfectionist. It has to be nice, sweet, not corny or too mushy. Then I spend friggin’ ages personalizing it. So I need time. And now it’s four days after Lisa’s milestone-now-you’re-an-international-adult-year and I haven’t sent her anything. Therefore, not only am I disgusted…I am now a disgusted jerk. (Forgive me, Lisa!)

(Oh, look at that, my teacher just popped in the lab to say hello. That pretty much throws all theories of class cancellation out the window. I admit I am more annoyed than pleased. Not that I hate the class, in fact, I really enjoy it. It’s just the feeling you get when class is cancelled outdoes any enjoyment one gets from class itself, do you not agree?)

In other news…

I had a blood test taken a few days ago. I realized that my veins seem to shrink with every visit. My right arm had nothing to offer. My left arm offered a teensy vein that the technician gently tried to coax into offering some blood but it didn’t work. Not only was it kinda painful but it bruised really easily and offered–no exaggeration–no more than a tiny speck of blood. So she finally decided to use the vein in the back of my right hand. She very nicely put some anesthetic liquidy stuff on it to numb the pain (having blood drawn from the back of your hand hurts more than the crook of your arm, but it’s more like annoying pain than AAAAAAARGH pain…if that makes any sense. I’ve had it done once before this when I was about nine or ten…incidentally for the same reasons.) After a couple of stabs it started offering blood. I actually watched it! Isn’t that amazing?! My first blood-test witnessing. Usually I turn my head away so I don’t throw up…so that was an achievement.

I have to go now though. Class started!!! EEEEK!!

Another Test…Yay

Well, I finished my Math Placement Test (MPT) for Qatar University a few hours ago. I studied hard for it, but apparently, people in universities seem to love to make my life difficult.

Well, okay, that’s unfair. Actually, the test wasn’t that bad. It was definitely harder than I anticipated, but I did my best with what I knew. I guess the only reason I’m feeling positive about it is because the minimum score for exemption from taking math courses was lower than I’d thought. I’d have to score 130/300 instead of 180/300. (Sixty questions, five points each.) So I have a higher chance for exemption than I’d previously thought, which is good. Moreover, people in the Arts program only have to take Math 1 instead of both Math 1 and 2. So even if I’m unlucky, I only take one math course. At least, that’s the way I understood it, and I hope I’m right.

In any case, I’m just so happy it’s over. I have now officially gotten a big bulk of uni preparation stuff out of the way–sending in my applications, writing my placement tests and TOEFL…so it’s all good for now, thank God.

*Stretches*

I’m hungry…

Test…Yay.

I just came back from my computer placement test for Qatar University. It went all right for the most part, though time was way too limited in my opinion. Two hours to show off your skills in MS Word, Excel and Powerpoint? Not to mention how much detail they wanted, it was almost as if they expected students to show up with all these programs downloaded into their brains–a’la The Matrix.

The first hour was devoted solely to MS Word. No biggie, it was not difficult, though a bit time-consuming. The second hour was for both Excel and Powerpoint–and I couldn’t finish even though I milked an extra half-hour from the reluctant and unintentionally annoying classroom supervisor. It was slightly disappointing, ’cause it’s not like I didn’t know what I was doing–I just needed time to do it. Time that, needless to say, wasn’t freely given.

Anyways, if worse comes to worse, I’ll have to take a Computer II course if I don’t get enough marks to pass Part II of the exam. I’m almost 100% sure I passed the first part (MS Word), so I know I’ll be exempted from Computer I. What I’m praying for is enough to pass Part II so that I’ll be exempted from taking any computer courses, period.

*Sighs* Glad it’s over though…